Monday, January 29, 2007

Hardball in Vegas: Beauty and the dork

Last week Chris Matthews was in Nevada. Why? To judge the Miss America Pageant.

Why do we know this? Because he mentioned every five f@#$ing minutes.

Clearly, he was a dork in high school. The only time the pretty girls gave him the time of day is when they needed him to do their homework.

I hate to tell the very excited Matthews that no one cares about the Miss America pageant, except for people like him. There was a point in our history where this pageant provided college scholarships or was a springboard to a entertainment career. Now, not so much.

Chris you have a successful show. People suck up to you nightly. I think you can return to your high school reunion as a member of the popular crowd.

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