Clearly Shrub slept through all of social studies and history classes. Any first grader will tell you that the colonists chased the invading redcoats out of our country. It was a revolution generated by the folks who lived here. No by an invading force. The similarities are where?
I guess if you didn't bother to learn our nation's history, learning another culture that has been around thousands of years would be too much to ask the POTUS.
Go for a bike ride for the remainder of your term. Laura will have milk and cookies waiting on you upon your return. In the meantime, STFU.